The Patience of a Saint

I think that with marriage and children, God should grant each woman the patience of a saint. This way, when one of the kids throws up and the dog is eating it while you're trying to figure out the best way to get your throw up clothes off while holding your crying child, getting his throw up clothes off without smearing it all over his face- and your other child is woken by the ruckus and you're standing there naked, ushering your sleepy child back to bed- still holding the vomitter all while your husband is sleeping, you can handle it.  Besides, I think Saint Tara has a ring to it.   

                                                                                     AMEN.