Human feces on your hand has no effect on you.
You find Cheerios in your belly button.
You run your fingers through your hair only to find a lollipop having no idea how or when it got there (true story- I swear!) Sorry Michele!
A refreshing change from Laurie Berkner is the Fresh Beat Band.
Your first baby, the family pet, has been reduced to being just a dog. (Poor Murphy)
Showering is something special.
Your main source of adult conversation is done via text
message.
Your out without the kids and all you talk about is- the kids.
You love another person more than you thought was ever humanly possible- unconditionally. Even when they vomit on you.
You think Dave would use this for a Top 10?
BEfore baby, I had no earthly clue how much I would be looking at someone else's butt. But worth every second :) Thanks so much for stopping by my place on my SITS day!! Really glad to have met you :)
ReplyDeleteAwwww- thank you so much for stopping by! I will definitely be checking in on your site...every mom deserves a good laugh! Great meeting you as well!! Lots of luck!
ReplyDeleteYou know you're a mom when going to the grocery store alone makes you so happy you could cry!
ReplyDeleteStopping by from SITS
It's true!! I take an EXTRA long time when they're home with their Dad! Thank you for stopping by!
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