I know hes only two- but I was offended by his yuck! I told him- mommy's vagina is not yuck, Max. And if it is yuck by any means, it's because you and your sister came out of it and made it that way!
I know I shouldn't be, but I am now self- conscience naked in front of my two year old! I think its time to start showering with Daddy, Max. And don't think I'm not telling this story to your first girlfriend!
Haha this story really made me laugh out loud! :) I have a 2 year old as well and it amazes me some of the things that come out of her mouth!
ReplyDeleteI'm happy it made you laugh!
ReplyDeleteI'm telling you that I want him to leave the room when I change now!
Thank you for stopping by and leaving a comment- will do the same!
That's hilarious! I think I am going to stop before my two year old comes up with something!
ReplyDeleteI read a similar article in parents mag, that poor mom got fuzzy non penis. I kid you not.
That is classic! I wish he was able to articulate what is so yuck about it...I groom (most of the time!!!) He does find the word vagina hilarious- it is kinda funny!
ReplyDeleteHA! Thanks for making me laugh wholeheartedly this morning. Oh, these boys. They're so enamored with their own equipment; anything "less" at this age must seem ridiculous! :)
ReplyDeleteYour welcome Michelle! Glad that my va-jj is making everyone laugh!! Who knew it had so many functions!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny! The things us poor mums have to put up with :-)
ReplyDeleteIt's true Col- and wouldnt change it for the world!
ReplyDeleteI think I stopped showering w/The Dudes when they started to ask if they could see my "inside pee-pee" or if the could hug my boobs. Just got too awkward for me! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteLOL! The things kids say!
ReplyDeleteThat is hysterical!!!! My son smacks my ass naked or dressed so it's def time to stop for me!!
ReplyDeleteKids really are very funny!
I'll never forget when our youngest daughter (now 24) was about 2...she burst into the bathroom while Daddy was peeing and ran right back out, eyes wide, screaming "my Daddy has a TAIL"
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but the title cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Kids say the funniest things and don't really know what they said, don't worry about it! Rock what you got momma!
ReplyDeleteI love the comments ladies- thank you for leaving them!
ReplyDeleteLina- hysterical!
Blondie- happy I can make you laugh!
Leah...I'm rockin it girl!
LOL That is too funny!
ReplyDeletelol too funny!!
ReplyDeleteHa-HA!! I neede to laugh today, thank you!!
ReplyDeleteNothing like a good va-j-j laugh!
ReplyDeleteFUNNY! That's a good one to hold over his head when he's older :)
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL great story, son is amazed that I don't have a penis and laughed at me. I guess moms are just not as cool at boys.
ReplyDeleteha ha! This is hilarious - sorry it wasn't hilarious at the time I'm sure. My girls (2 and 4) have said similar things to Daddy :) Things about having a "tail" LOL
ReplyDeleteIt was funny at the time- he was sincerely grossed out!! I wish I had a camera in the shower with us to capture his srunched up face!! LOL!
DeleteThe tail is HILARIOUS!!!